Time for some laughter!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them. (Ouch)
Q: WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any testicles to scratch...
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Monday, 26 November 2007
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
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14 comments:
haha... so funny!
hahahaha nenek suker yang pirst2 tu! =P
hahahahahahahahahahaha.....
oooii nenek pon......... hehehehe
Q: WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any testicles to scratch...
~~ hahaha... hhmmpphh no wonder !!
Good stuffs in the morning sis... made me smile
ewah nekkkk... sukernyerrrr...wakakaa
tell me lah... no wonder what??? ahahahhah
No wonderlah my eyes always gatal when I get up in the morning & b4 I sleep... ruper2nyer I takder ehem-ehem !! LOL !!!!
hahahahhahaha...
A woman once said that a man is like
a deck of playing cards,,,,you need ;
A Heart to love him,
A Diomond to marry him,
A club to smash his fucking
head in,and
A spade to bury the bastard,
ha ha ha how about for a joke, please excuse the languege,,,,,,,
hahahhaha..... thats funny! Let's play solitaire! ;)
Hey this is another joke ,,,,,
Scotish man, English man, Irish man,,,,
lost in the dersert,without water, the English Irish man R dying for tirst
Scotish man stand up n say, me no silly , me no daft, me drink water, out of my willy,,,,he he he ,,,,,
bluekkkk....lol
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