Monday, 24 September 2007
Friday, 21 September 2007
Jokes....
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
What Men are Like
Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Feel Like a Woman
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die. At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?"
She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?" Eagerly, she shakes her head and exclaims, "Yes!" The man hands her his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
Thursday, 20 September 2007
Halalkah ayam daging
Received an email from a friend and would like to share it with all of you here....Shocking!
Assalamualaikum semua.
terlanjur sahabat saya ,che ismail dah buka cerita,wajib saya berkongsi.
Jika anda pernah come across Majalah 3 pada bulan July ade paparan ttg ayam
organic herba di usahakan seorang profesor - Dr Mohamad Zainol Abdul Haja.
Saya tertarik dgn cara pembiakan ayam yg Dr Zainol usahakan,bersih,terkawal
dan halal.
Saya dan suami menjejaki Dr Zainol,dpt jumpa,berborak,sy juga pernah bawa
Dr Zainol dan isteri beliau Dr Mumtaz ,berjumpa dgn network saya di Melilea Puchong.Sekadar ingin mengajak beliau berkongsi pengalaman dgn kami.
Saya kagumi insan ini,mengorbankan kerjaya profesional utk akhirnye memilih
jalan berbakti kepada ummah.Terlalu mudah akidah umat islam di Malaysia
kini diperalat,kami sgt sedih.Matlamat kami sama,insyaallah.
Sungguh,teknologi menjadikan kita negara yg moden,teknologi juga akan
kemudiannye merosak byk perkara baik dlm tubuh kita..yg akhirnye akan
merosak akidah.Kalau hendak dicerita,sgt panjang. Saya ringkaskan.
Wujud enzim khinzir dlm ayam diper akui setelah bbrp tahun buat
research,malah byk website yg ade maklumat ini,sy akan beri add nnt.
Enzim khinzir mungkin tidak terlabel secara individual dlm proses
menggemukkan ayam(m'sia tidak akan buat label ) ,tp hasil dari kajian
,protein dari khinzir,antibiotik,dan pelbagai lagi mampu menyuburkan
ayam,cepat gemuk,lg berat lagi cepat boleh jual,cepat dpt hasil.,maka
suntikan,makanan ayam ade campuran pelbagai yg sumbernya diragui.
Thats y,dari telur hungga ia menjadi hidangan anda,ayam tidak perlu
mengambil masa berbulan bulan..ayam KFC cuma 28 hari,ayam daging mungkin
40 hari...sy tidak pasti.
Lately sibuk harga ayam naik,sy come across pulak seorang pengusaha ayam
berbangsa china di Buletin Utama 2 mlm yg lalu,"harga ayam mesti mau naik
sikit,makanan ayam pun ssulah naik halga,itu UBAT ayam pun sudah naik
halga"...ubat ???..tapi tiada apa lagi yg memeranjatkan saya....anda
fikirkan,anda nilailah.Ayam kat malaysia ni sampai dah macam tak cukup
supply,hg semakin lama semakin naik,yg gemuknye pengusaha ayam cina
inilah.
Halal ke ayam daging? Tidak mengapa jika anda pasti dan yakin ttg kehalalannye,tambahan di Malaysia ade sykt besar yg melabelkan halal utk ape pun jua produk
ayamnye. Tetapi Taraf Halal itu ,saya anggap ia hanye di kategorikan utk PROSES
PENYEMBELIHAN cara islam yg diutamakan di sykt itu..even pernah masuk
TV,tetapi cara ayam dibesarkan,di beri mkn makanan yg bagaimana tidak
mungkin termasuk dlm HALAL yg dimaksudkan....anda fikir bagaimana?
Sy pernah bertanye kpd Dr Zainol,government negara islam ini tak berbuat
ape ape ke? Dia jawab,it happens around the world nanee.its the technology!!
Percaya atau tidak,sewaktu Dr Zainol confirm ayam daging ini ade enzim
khinzir,beliau menangis,after a long time of research,baru skrg confirm!!
Saya juga sgt sedih..sgt sgt sedeh. Bayangkan kotornye,hinanya makanan
yang kita mkn,makanan yg membentuk 'kita'.
Ayam daging biasanya dlm 20 minutes kalau letak kat luar peti sejuk mesti
lalat dah datang,bau dia mak aaaaiiiii...senang hanyir,kenapa?Ade certain
part part ayam ni daging dia punyelah padat dan banyak kan...kenapa
ye...fikir fikirkan.
Saya tidak berniat mempromosi ape ape,sy juga tiada share dlm biz Dr
Zainol,tapi saya seru,kepada sesiapa sahabat yg terbaca email ini,mungkin
skrng tiba masanye kita mengubah sumber pemakanan kita..maafkan saya jika
terlambat bercerita,sy hanya manusia,kdg2 sy takut juga pandangan ikhlas
saya di salah erti.Pernah beberapa kali sy bercerita kpd kwn kwn,tapi
cerita sy di anggap seperti diada adakan,malah ade yg tak respon ape
ape,(bila pk pk kelakar pun ade,takkan benda dasyat mcm ni takde respon
ek...)jd sy berhenti bercerita seketika..maafkan sy terlambat memanjangkan
kepada kwn kwn..but anyway inilah sebenarnye tanggungjawab kita.
Fwd this mail to your friends,kita ambillah tanggungjawab ini.insyaaallah
Allah berkati.
last mth pun article Ayam Organic ade keluar kat Berita Harian,full
page,kat dlm tu pun ade ttg enzim khinzir ini.
Anyway sy dan keluarga kini tidak lagi risau harga ayam daging ni naik ke
turun ke,lantokkkkkk le dia.... Ayam organic jauh lebih sedap,manis n tak byk daging.,yg penting kita pasti ttg sumber pembesaran ayam ini.,insyaallah.
TQ & Regards.
Nanee
Attached (no 1-3) mail from Dr Zainol,panjang,tapi make sure u read the
last page.he also provided some website add for you to refer.
** I do not receive the attachment but please go to the links and read the articles. - Lyndy
(1)
Asssalammualaikum
This is the article on pork protein used in chicken breeding. Pls spread
around.
wassalam
Dr. Mohamad Zainol Ahmad Haja
Head - Research & Development
Innovation Centre
Mumtaz Meat & Marine Foods Sdn Bhd.
No 17. Jalan Nirwana 35.
Taman Nirwana. 68000 ampang.
Selangor. Malaysia.
Tel 603 92811802 / 92816924
Fax 603 92816925
e mail nattpro@streamyx.com
mobile 6012 3248081
(See attached file: ayam dengan enzyme babi.doc)
(2)
please read and there is plenty of further evidence by this well known
reporter Felicity LawrencePlease click here to view the article or select
the link below or copy it into the address bar of your
browser.http://www.theecologist.org/archive_detail.asp?content_id=309Many
thanksThe Ecologistwww.theecologist.org
(3)
Nannee assalam mualikum
This well known reporter works for both Penguin and Guardian 2 big time
publishers in the UK Name :Felicity Lawrence
http://www.theecologist.org/archive_detail.asp?content_id=309
You just print this name and you will get his reputation
Dr. Mohamad Zainol Ahmad Haja
Head - Research & Development
Innovation Centre
Mumtaz Meat & Marine Foods Sdn Bhd.
No 17. Jalan Nirwana 35.
Taman Nirwana. 68000 ampang.
Selangor. Malaysia.
Tel 603 92811802 / 92816924
Fax 603 92816925
e mail nattpro@streamyx.com
mobile 6012 3248081
http://www.theecologist.org/archive_detail.asp?content_id=309
Why didn't the water just flood out when it was turned into a takeaway or
a ready meal or a chicken nugget? The chicken was from Holland. Some time
later Sandford discovered that there was gossip among UK producers that
some Dutch companies had found new methods of adulterating their meat. Now
the authorities had to prove it. Sandford knew it would be a slog. 'When
they realise you are on their trail, they just change their specification
to disguise what they are doing in different ways. They are
multi-million-pound companies with limitless money to spend on
technology.' Sandford has a budget of £20,000 a year to spend on
laboratory tests.
The breakthrough came when the laboratory Sandford uses in Manchester was
able to develop new DNA testing that could pinpoint protein from different
species of animals. The first DNA tests on further samples of Dutch
catering chicken – well-known brands that are used widely in takeaways,
pubs, clubs, Indian, Chinese and other ethnic restaurants across the
country – showed up lots of water and, astonishingly, pork. Some of the
samples of what were being sold as chicken breasts were in fact only 54
per cent chicken. Nearly half of the samples contained less meat than they
claimed and were mislabelled. Most had originated in Thailand and Brazil.
And instead of using the old trick of phosphates to hold the water in, the
processors were using a new, little understood method involving hydrolysed
proteins. Hydrolysed proteins are proteins extracted at high temperatures
or by chemical hydrolysis from old animals or parts of animals that are
not use for food, such as skin, hide, bone, ligaments and feathers. Rather
like cosmetic collagen implants, they make the flesh swell up and retain
liquid.
Shortly afterwards some documents came into my hands that suggested there
was considerably more going on behind the scenes. These documents showed
that, together with the Food Standards Agency (FSA), the Manchester lab
had been looking for not just chicken adulterated with pork, but also
chicken adulterated with beef waste. The possibility of BSE in chicken
meat raised its ugly head. If the Dutch processors were injecting chicken
with hydrolysed proteins extracted from cow material, as these documents
suggested, which bit of the cow was that material coming from? And would
the process of hydrolysis kill off any infective BSE prions? The baton
passed to Ireland where the food safety inspectors in Dublin, tipped off
by their English colleagues, had started their own tests on chicken. Using
a private lab with different and more sensitive DNA testing techniques,
they found what they had been looking for: undeclared bovine proteins in
chicken breasts from Holland, and lots more pork in chicken labelled
'halal'. Since much of the chicken was destined for ethnic restaurants
where pork would be abhorrent to Muslims and beef to Hindus, it presented
considerable moral dilemmas.
The BBC's Panorama team was keen to take the investigation further and it
made sense to join forces with it. I had traced the production of
hydrolysed proteins back to factories in Germany and Spain. Panorama began
secret filming. Its evidence was shocking. Panorama caught a Dutch
additive supplier and a German protein manufacturer on video boasting that
they had developed undetectable methods of adulterating chicken with waste
from cows. The cow proteins were mixed into additive powders, which were
then injected into the meat, mostly chicken breasts, by poultry
processors, so that it could take up as much as 50 per cent water. But
they were able to break down the DNA of the cow proteins to such an extent
that the authorities' tests would not find it. Proteins extracted from
chicken waste could also be used, but the reason for choosing cows was
that the raw material was even cheaper. The owner of the Dutch company
that mixed the proteins into powders for the chicken processors to use
told the undercover reporters that for more than 10 years the industry had
been extracting hydrolysed beef proteins to inject not only into chicken
but also into other meats such as ham.
Boikot makan ayam semua kecuali yang dijual oleh Dr Mohamad Zainol Ahmad
Haja ini, bantulah beliau untuk ekonomi muslim.
Thank you & regards
Nanee
HQ/Accounts
03-33442882 ext 2151
Tuesday, 18 September 2007
Yuuuuhuuuuu.....
Kengkawan.... there are some issues and stories on Nusantaratv.tv that I would like to share with you. Please feel free to drop by Nusantaratv.tv and comments, discuss or share your thoughts. Oh yeah, Nusantaratv.tv is also having Hari Raya Video Greetings Contest, you are all welcome to participate. Will announce the prizes pretty soon!!!
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Breaking Fast
This weekend, tomorrow night, I will be breaking fast with my Mom. Next weekend, she will be breaking fast at my sister's place. We would like to make sure that she does not break fast alone at home. But then again, she rushes off to Terawih right after breaking fast. So, breaking fast with us on Saturday nights may become a hinderance to her.
I would like to know your thoughts into this. Is breaking fasts together so important that we do not perform Terawih? Discuss this ....Here
Looking forward to see you there.... Thank you!!!!
Monday, 17 September 2007
New Toy
Acer Aspire 4720.
Thursday, 13 September 2007
Extra! Extra!
Thank you!!!!
Wednesday, 12 September 2007
Use Mouse
While I’m working on my PC, he was on his bed with the books. With the Reading Pen, he needs to simply point it to the words on the book and it will read for him. When he points it on the page no. the pen will read the entire page. So half way, it stopped and after switching off n on again, it was ok. Then it died again. He got so frustrated and asked me to read for him.
Being lazy mummy…. I was still trying to use the pen to read the book. (When we bought it, it came with a CD-Rom and we need to download all the info/datas into the pen). I started to grumble at him… “See, I told you to take good care of your things but you didn’t. You kept dropping this thing and now its spoilt.” He told me…”Use mouse”. I said there is no mouse in the package. Only a CD. This is not a computer, so no mouse.
Each time it died I kept grumbling at him. And he kept telling me to use mouse. In the end, I guess he got fed up with me for reprimanding him, he turned to me and pointed to my lips… I said use MOUTH!
Kakakkakakaka…He wanted me to tell him the story and not use the Pen!!!! Kuang Kuang Kuang…
This was taken early this year. The exact stuff I mentioned above.
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